Dear America,

This blog is about many things.  Some of them are nebulous.  Some not so.  Some are stuffed with creme filling.  Some are not.  Mostly though, it’s about making fun of the bands that matter to you.

if you want to be a big vagina and cry about something posted or submit your shitty record for review, you can hit us up at themostimportantopinioninmetal@gmail.com